Fri Oct 30 20:38:26 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: I saw the mistake but then I thought "Lee Harvey died in the hospital after being shot by Jack Ruby"
Fri Oct 30 20:38:32 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: considering i actually know the name and was about to describe in detail the mode of death
Fri Oct 30 20:38:35 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: this whole "last words as cops lunged at him" din't make sense
Fri Oct 30 20:38:42 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: So maybe I thought he was thinking of someone else
Fri Oct 30 20:39:48 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: neh, like i said, it turned out those werent his last words, he survived that encounter
Fri Oct 30 20:39:53 2009
[imud_gossip]
Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: and his actual last words were "OOOOOoooo"
Fri Oct 30 20:39:58 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: (changin' words in the spirit of Harvey Lee)
Fri Oct 30 20:41:08 2009
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Fizban@Dead Souls Dev: Hmm, fan of gin, but not straight, need sprite, squirt, or something similar, otherwise it just tastes like...pine sol
Fri Oct 30 20:41:50 2009
[imud_gossip]
Kalinash@Fire and Ice: You think Tanqueray tastes like pine sol?
Fri Oct 30 20:42:01 2009
[imud_gossip]
Kalinash@Fire and Ice: I don't even know what to say about that
Fri Oct 30 20:42:26 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: also when people tell me something tastes like shit, I'm like, "can't relate"
Fri Oct 30 20:42:43 2009
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Fizban@Dead Souls Dev: Hmm, neither have I actually, but the taste reminds me of pine sol's smell
Fri Oct 30 20:43:07 2009
[imud_gossip]
Kalinash@Fire and Ice: you're RUINING the proper flavor by mixing it
Fri Oct 30 20:43:48 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: When I was 5 years old, I was being forced by parental units to eat Papaya
Fri Oct 30 20:44:00 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: and my mom was, "how do you know what poop tastes like?"
Fri Oct 30 20:44:04 2009
[imud_gossip]
Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: i dont remember what papya tastes like
Fri Oct 30 20:44:06 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: and I said, "it's in my mouth right now"
Fri Oct 30 20:44:19 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: it's the pungent smell I can't stand
Fri Oct 30 20:44:23 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: and of course smell is related to taste
Fri Oct 30 20:45:58 2009
[imud_gossip]
Kalinash@Fire and Ice: so, wht i like about IE8 and Bing... Copy text, CTRL-T (new tab), click the Translate link
Fri Oct 30 20:46:35 2009
[imud_gossip]
Kalinash@Fire and Ice: como mierda, I ' m like, "no se puede relacionar"
Fri Oct 30 20:47:02 2009
[imud_gossip]
Kalinash@Fire and Ice: because technology can't translate human language
Fri Oct 30 20:47:17 2009
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Fizban@Dead Souls Dev: Kalinash@Fire and Ice <intergossip> so, wht i like about IE8 and Bing... Copy text, CTRL-T (new tab), click the Translate link Revolutionary...oh wait...I can do that on any broweser, with google translator too.
Fri Oct 30 20:47:34 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: heh, it autodetected that as portuguese
Fri Oct 30 20:47:36 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: i bet spanish to english works better
Fri Oct 30 20:47:58 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: it's convienient in IE8 since it assumes to use what's in your copy/paste buffer
Fri Oct 30 20:48:29 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: there's all sorts of conjugation compressed in. i bet it's easier to go from more info to less
Fri Oct 30 20:48:50 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: Yeah mine don't like human food either
Fri Oct 30 20:48:53 2009
[imud_gossip]
Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: they had to know a verb should go there
Fri Oct 30 20:49:26 2009
[imud_gossip]
Kalinash@Fire and Ice: there is no programmer fail, only program manager fail
Fri Oct 30 20:50:35 2009
[imud_gossip]
Kalinash@Fire and Ice: No hay ningzn delito. No sslo la policma.
Fri Oct 30 20:51:00 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: doesn't copy the accented characters well
Fri Oct 30 20:52:02 2009
[imud_gossip]
Kalinash@Fire and Ice: Widget de la pagina Web de Microsoft . Translator permite llevar las traducciones en tiempo real, en el lugar a su sitio web.
Fri Oct 30 21:05:53 2009
[imud_gossip]
Ninja@Dead Souls Dev: this a lead-in for a "lick the pussy" request?
Fri Oct 30 21:07:21 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jod7v-m573k
Fri Oct 30 21:07:50 2009
[imud_gossip]
Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: yknow for the longest time i thought charlie rose was brain damaged or something
Fri Oct 30 21:08:19 2009
[imud_gossip]
Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: but i looked into it and couldnt find anything about him being actually intellectually disabled
Fri Oct 30 21:22:55 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: AFAIK, most of the underlying technology that goes into hosting a game is using similar, if not the exact functions Vista would use
Fri Oct 30 21:23:16 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: mischan, but answering a question on whether 7 is good running games
Fri Oct 30 21:35:02 2009
[imud_gossip]
Kalinash@Fire and Ice: isn't charlie rose the guy with the freaky circus sideshow?
Fri Oct 30 21:38:41 2009
[imud_gossip]
Kalinash@Fire and Ice: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!
Fri Oct 30 21:39:56 2009
[imud_gossip]
Reflection@Trilogy wonders if kalinash is among the little people now.
Fri Oct 30 21:40:15 2009
[imud_gossip]
Reflection@Trilogy hands out bags of poppy seeds and says, 'grow your own Oz'
Fri Oct 30 21:42:50 2009
[imud_gossip]
Reflection@Trilogy . o O ( could be Jersey, don't they have vast quantities of opium laying all about? )
Fri Oct 30 21:48:42 2009
[imud_gossip]
Reflection@Trilogy . o O ( it twas a song heard long ago on Dr. Demento the somehow corelates the two in an unholy union =p )
Fri Oct 30 21:53:12 2009
[imud_gossip]
Reflection@Trilogy . o O ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nJ30dodvdc )
Fri Oct 30 21:53:27 2009
[imud_gossip]
Reflection@Trilogy . o O ( all the way through, and your answers shall be reveiled )
Fri Oct 30 21:59:42 2009
[imud_gossip]
Kalinash@Fire and Ice: my ADHD isn't advanced enough to follow that
Fri Oct 30 23:23:15 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: "Candidate did not jump off page - he did not impress. He showed a lack of excitement and a hesitant overcast of doubt during his interview, and I don't feel confident in considering him a good fit. I cannot recommend we continue, but can be convinced either way."
Fri Oct 30 23:23:57 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: you can't be everyone's guidance counselor
Fri Oct 30 23:31:26 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: well, an example part of the discussion
Fri Oct 30 23:31:37 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: Me: "So what would be helpful for this role is to know your way around client/server communications, especially understanding how network routing works, and concepts like firewalls and NAT and SMTP."
Fri Oct 30 23:31:48 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: Him: "w..w.wait, I .. so what does that mean? I mean I'm no expert I've never configured a firewall so I don't know if that's what you want."
Fri Oct 30 23:33:19 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: Me: "Well, in terms of development skills, the role is meant to be able to show customers how to use our REST-based APIs - and that includes perhaps modifying sample scripts and adjusting them to a demo environment to prove out the concept. Knowledge in Java/Python/PHP/etc would help."
Fri Oct 30 23:33:40 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: Him: "Well.. I... I haven't coded in a long time.. I don't know. Can I do the same things using bash?"
Fri Oct 30 23:42:52 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: Yeah.. I mean I did clarify and gave examples of a "challenge", and he said "phew ok I can do that" - the fact that he approached the challenge from a negative standpoint rather than an excitement standpoint is very telling
Fri Oct 30 23:43:16 2009
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Duuk@Haven: Yeah. If your quotes are correct, he went into panic mode without details.
Fri Oct 30 23:43:30 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: Because when the pressure really IS on, he'll friggin go to pieces.
Fri Oct 30 23:44:00 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: I'd have said, "I'm great at it. What level do you guys typically delve into?"
Fri Oct 30 23:44:03 2009
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Duuk@Haven: And while a high quality meltdown can be fun to watch, if you're counting on him as part of the team it can fluster the others, leading to a panicked herd, which is not fun.
Fri Oct 30 23:44:28 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: "Interesting - what do you think it takes to convince a customer about your extensible APIs?"
Fri Oct 30 23:44:35 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: and the "I haven't coded in a while" could be better illustrated as "I'm sure I can handle that, just need to knock some rust off of course."
Fri Oct 30 23:44:38 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: I'd fucking challenge the interviewer himself
Fri Oct 30 23:45:02 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: You know you've got the job when the interviewer thinks you'd be a cool boss.
Fri Oct 30 23:45:18 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: Only time that ever backfired on me I was glad I did.
Fri Oct 30 23:45:34 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: yeah, only 1 person out of .. 9 I've interviewed in the last three weeks impressed me
Fri Oct 30 23:45:43 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: which makes me think I'm a little rough
Fri Oct 30 23:45:53 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: but that 1 guy I've recommended highly has kicked ass in all the subsequent interviews
Fri Oct 30 23:46:04 2009
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Duuk@Haven: Circuit City was going to hire me as one of their store managers, and I asked their regional how the company's move from commissioned to non-commissioned was going, and how solid of a plan the company had to rebound from the $100M loss they had in the 4th quarter of the previous year.
Fri Oct 30 23:46:36 2009
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Duuk@Haven: He didn't seem to like my line of questioning, I got the "get fucked and die" letter 3 days later. And they went bankrupt 5 years afterwards.
Fri Oct 30 23:48:08 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: well that's one way of looking at it =)
Fri Oct 30 23:48:27 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: Of course, it would be my normal luck I would have gotten hired and loved the job.
Fri Oct 30 23:48:50 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: When I was a young pup, right outta college (even though I had been working as an ISP network admin for 2 years beore graduating), I interviewed with a small upstart company in San Diego
Fri Oct 30 23:49:13 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: Collegeweb.net or something - basically an inception of a college-based social site
Fri Oct 30 23:49:21 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: I went to the interview in suit & tie
Fri Oct 30 23:49:30 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: guys all work in bermudas and surfer boards
Fri Oct 30 23:49:59 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: 2nd mistake, it was my first "real" interview - I had to sell myself (never had to before, people just wanted to hire me by reference)
Fri Oct 30 23:50:08 2009
[imud_gossip]
Hellmonger@Trilogy: back when they lapped disk platters by hand
Fri Oct 30 23:50:11 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: So I had no idea how to sell myself and I went overboard - too confident, too eager
Fri Oct 30 23:50:21 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: So I went in there to apply for a webmaster job
Fri Oct 30 23:50:23 2009
[imud_gossip]
Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: i knew a dude who for real showed up to the data center of a mega giant global financial thingy in flipflops and hawaiian shirt
Fri Oct 30 23:50:27 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: shitty job but back then it seemed amazing
Fri Oct 30 23:50:53 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: So the interviewer didn't like me at all - and he was going to give me a web-based HTML quiz or something.
Fri Oct 30 23:50:59 2009
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Duuk@Haven: Crat, I heard that in the old days at the Glass House for Ford Motor, most executives dressed in $5k suits, but the IT guys wore shorts and hawaiian shirts.
Fri Oct 30 23:51:00 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: So he says, "hold on, this is the wrong quiz"
Fri Oct 30 23:51:17 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: Leaves, comes back after about 10 minutes with this HUGE ass quiz that delved into SQL and database stuff
Fri Oct 30 23:51:27 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: things that back then I knew nothing about - nor at the level they wanted
Fri Oct 30 23:51:35 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: he basically did that to have an excuse not to proceed
Fri Oct 30 23:51:41 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: rather than man up and say, "not a good fit, sorry"
Fri Oct 30 23:52:58 2009
[imud_gossip]
Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: my experience in the it job market was different. when i started out the bubble was in full flower, you could practically name your price even if all you knew was turning on a desktop
Fri Oct 30 23:56:27 2009
[imud_gossip]
Xyzzy@Dead Souls Dev: id also like to know why gnome screensaver is teh sux0rz
Fri Oct 30 23:57:36 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: my gnome screensaver of choice is "don't show ANYTHING ok"
Fri Oct 30 23:58:20 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: OpenSores people by nature haven't impressed me with their creative visual skills
Fri Oct 30 23:58:54 2009
[imud_gossip]
Xyzzy@Dead Souls Dev: well, with a minute to go "oops, the SS cut in - i better move th mouse before the screen locks and i hafta type in my absurdly complex password"
Fri Oct 30 23:59:18 2009
[imud_gossip]
Xyzzy@Dead Souls Dev: yeah, peoepl generally seem a bit up in arms bout th gnome SS
Fri Oct 30 23:59:55 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: oh wait you don't have a designer's degree either - those people are working on Apple shite
Fri Oct 30 23:59:58 2009
[imud_gossip]
Xyzzy@Dead Souls Dev: well, sounds like the developers are all like "we dont care what you think - thats th way it is:
Sat Oct 31 00:00:10 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: But in Linux, everyone's a developer
Sat Oct 31 00:01:05 2009
[imud_gossip]
Reflection@Trilogy . o O ( my desktop shall be voice powered via CeeBee, over. )
Sat Oct 31 00:03:57 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: I'd hate to see what would be poweredon the thoughts of i3.
Sat Oct 31 00:04:36 2009
[imud_gossip]
Cozminsky@EotL: I don't think you could run a hamster wheel on the thoughts of i3
Sat Oct 31 00:09:23 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: So in the back of my brain, I still someday want to do a space-stuff themed mud.
Sat Oct 31 00:11:15 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: I'll never forget that. my highschool chem teacher used to celebrate "Mole Day" every October 23rd.
Sat Oct 31 00:11:35 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: I still remember the 3 laws of thermodynamics, and it's all his fault.
Sat Oct 31 00:12:02 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: You can't win, you can't break even, you can't get out of the game.
Sat Oct 31 00:14:19 2009
[imud_gossip]
Reflection@Trilogy . o O ( we need only play the universe back at slow speed )
Sat Oct 31 00:14:49 2009
[imud_gossip]
Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: i had no idea michael chrichton died
Sat Oct 31 00:15:41 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: Obviously, you should hang yourself, you insensitive prick.
Sat Oct 31 00:19:04 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: We were both drunk, which explains how we missed it.
Sat Oct 31 00:21:34 2009
[imud_gossip]
Xyzzy@Dead Souls Dev: i guess election day saw more than just the death of AMERICA
Sat Oct 31 00:22:32 2009
[imud_gossip]
Xyzzy@Dead Souls Dev: only a point with which to stab yourself
Sat Oct 31 01:29:24 2009
[imud_gossip]
Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: if they dont, i think solaris has a while left. oracle is a linux shop but they are not entirely stupid
Sat Oct 31 02:03:34 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: You know, I've been a porn afficionado for a long time now, and I still can't figure out if Max Hardcore is porn or just stupid.
Sat Oct 31 02:14:47 2009
[imud_gossip]
Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: but according to wiki he's in fuckin jail
Sat Oct 31 02:15:05 2009
[imud_gossip]
Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: if he says it's porn i'll go with that
Sat Oct 31 02:16:01 2009
[imud_gossip]
Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: "In 2007 Paul F. Little and his company Max World Entertainment, Inc. were indicted by the United States Department of Justice Child Exploitation and Obscenity Section on 10 counts of federal obscenity charges relating to 5 movies[6][7] showing fisting, urination and vomiting."
Sat Oct 31 02:25:57 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: I'm still trying to figure out how you lose that case.
Sat Oct 31 02:26:26 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: I mean, I'm a rock-ribbed Republican and I can't see how that case is a win for the g-men.
Sat Oct 31 04:21:11 2009
[imud_gossip]
Kalinash@Fire and Ice: But in Latin Jehovah starts with an I ...
Sat Oct 31 05:24:20 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: why the fuck are people so enamoured of this shit?
Sat Oct 31 05:24:29 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: So I buy apple's new bluetooth touch sensitive mouse
Sat Oct 31 05:24:40 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: and very similarly to Windows, it needs to connect to homebase to download drivers
Sat Oct 31 05:24:48 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: well their software update servers are down
Sat Oct 31 05:25:03 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: wtf, it's not like they released an OS this week
Sat Oct 31 05:25:19 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: Why the fuck do you keep buying Apple products if every one of them fucks you in your ass?
Sat Oct 31 05:25:52 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: The Mac was mailed to my front door by my IT department.
Sat Oct 31 05:25:59 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: And this mouse - on the corporate card.
Sat Oct 31 05:26:34 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: Ok. But can you not buy quality stuff that works on that account, or is GOOG in bed with The Apple Man?
Sat Oct 31 05:29:54 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: but I already have tons of PC stuff
Sat Oct 31 05:30:02 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: I was giving the Apple stuff a good try
Sat Oct 31 05:30:11 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: based on fanatic people who tell me I've been missing out
Sat Oct 31 05:30:19 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: I've had less problems with Windows 7 than with this Mac
Sat Oct 31 05:30:53 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: The first week, my Mac froze like 3 times
Sat Oct 31 05:31:16 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: and I was like, "liking the mac, kinda love the little touchpad interface, it froze and I had to hard reboot it, s'ok"
Sat Oct 31 05:31:22 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: Did you see the "hello I'm a Mac, and I just work without ever freezing or having viruses and I have happy flowers" commercial while it was broken?
Sat Oct 31 05:31:34 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: and my fanatic friends were "WHAT THE FUCK?!?! MY MAC HASN'T FORZEN ONCE IN 3 YEARS!!!!!"
Sat Oct 31 05:31:52 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: they -really- think Macs don't freeze at all
Sat Oct 31 05:32:04 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: "OMG IT FROZE STOP THE WORLD TAKE IT BACK"
Sat Oct 31 05:32:14 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: I'm like "relax... freezes happen, it's software on hardware"
Sat Oct 31 05:32:16 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: You know, I can't remember the last time I had a PC freeze/blue screen me unless it was something I did.
Sat Oct 31 05:32:20 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: "NO IT NEVER HAPPENSSSS RRAARRGGGH"
Sat Oct 31 05:32:27 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: This one freezes coming out of hibernation
Sat Oct 31 05:32:50 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: It's now frozen like 5 times in as many weeks right?
Sat Oct 31 05:32:56 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: The thing is, the freezes are -really- ba
Sat Oct 31 05:33:07 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: Like sometimes on the PC you just kill the process
Sat Oct 31 05:33:26 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: I even took video proof of the last time it froze (2 days ago)
Sat Oct 31 05:33:40 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: And I keep hearing these people "what are you doing to it, why are you destroying it, it's your fault, it's your fault"
Sat Oct 31 05:33:46 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: the fuck? I'm running NO weird programs on it
Sat Oct 31 05:34:22 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: "listen, it's just an OS like everything else, except it's got buttons on the right side instead of the left side. But it'll freeze, sure."
Sat Oct 31 05:34:30 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: not "FUCK WINDOWS IT'S SHIT MAC RULES IT NEVER DIES HAHAHAH"
Sat Oct 31 05:35:04 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: And now their update servers are down - can't even use my new mouse
Sat Oct 31 05:35:16 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: because they don't believe in software CDs anymore
Sat Oct 31 05:35:30 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: this mouse came in a really small plastic case - a case that just held the mouse and a really small installation guide
Sat Oct 31 05:35:47 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: well, sure, if your fucking update servers aren't down
Sat Oct 31 05:35:50 2009
[imud_gossip]
Tricky@Rock the Halo: You must have done sommat wrong coz Mac update servers NEVAR go sown.
Sat Oct 31 05:36:07 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: Yeah I must be doing something wrong
Sat Oct 31 05:36:18 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: Obviously I installed something on the mac update servers
Sat Oct 31 05:36:59 2009
[imud_gossip]
Duuk@Haven: I can't remember the last time I needed to install anything for a mouse.
Sat Oct 31 05:37:21 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: here, lemme link you to the videos (which DO work, I'm sure)
Sat Oct 31 05:38:41 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: yeah their video servers are quaking now
Sat Oct 31 05:39:32 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: maybe the update servers are updating
Sat Oct 31 05:39:42 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: I'm gonna see if I can download the drivers independently
Sat Oct 31 05:41:48 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: oh no, the update will restart my computer
Sat Oct 31 05:42:33 2009
[imud_gossip]
Tricky@Rock the Halo: Restart? I thought that was a PC thing.
Sat Oct 31 05:44:34 2009
[imud_gossip]
Tricky@Rock the Halo: Besides, aren't Mac's basically *nix which don't understand restarts for driver installs?
Sat Oct 31 05:51:30 2009
[imud_gossip]
Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: I don't remember the last time I had to restart a PC because of a mouse driver
Sat Oct 31 05:51:47 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: ooh, but I can't say that to my mac friends 'cause they'll think I'm just being negative
Sat Oct 31 05:53:25 2009
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Tricky@Rock the Halo: It's not a mouse anyway, it's a mobile touchpad.
Sat Oct 31 05:53:54 2009
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Duuk@Haven: You know. I think you could install a touchpad on a PC without needing a reboot.
Sat Oct 31 05:54:31 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: yeah, trix, good point - mobile touchpad.
Sat Oct 31 05:54:38 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: admittedly, it's pretty cool now that it works
Sat Oct 31 05:54:57 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: and technically it has right click - I just touch on the right side of the face where the right button should be ;)
Sat Oct 31 05:55:32 2009
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Tricky@Rock the Halo wonders when it will burst into flames because of dodgy rechargeable batteries.
Sat Oct 31 05:55:58 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: but it might still burst into flames
Sat Oct 31 09:15:31 2009
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Hellmonger@Trilogy: also, ms intellipoint requires a reboot on install
Sat Oct 31 09:20:35 2009
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Ninja@Dead Souls Dev: sounds like one of those "Laws of Karma".
Sat Oct 31 13:49:57 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: apple went from one button on their maus to 0
Sat Oct 31 14:01:23 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: that hand model has a funny lookin thumb
Sat Oct 31 15:38:18 2009
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Sys@BlackHole wonders if he will regret wondering wtf a mudkip is
Sat Oct 31 15:41:27 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: "so i herd u liek mudkips" . A phrase originating on another website, members of 4chan adopted it as an in-joke. Since then, the meme has grown steadily, now including thousands of Mudkip tribute videos on Youtube and has been named by the Wall Street Journal as one of 4Chan's "Greatest Hits"
Sat Oct 31 15:51:28 2009
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Sys@BlackHole: my brain is now fried http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mudkip
Sat Oct 31 15:52:10 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: then you haven't been here yet... http://www.lolcatbible.com
Sat Oct 31 15:55:43 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
Sat Oct 31 15:56:10 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
Sat Oct 31 15:57:14 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.
Sat Oct 31 16:00:49 2009
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Duuk@Haven: It's possible I could be reading this all day now.
Sat Oct 31 16:06:26 2009
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Duuk@Haven: If this shit keeps up, I might be forced to try IE for the first time in years
Sat Oct 31 16:08:05 2009
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Sys@BlackHole: only trying to help mate.. but use Ie if you'd rather
Sat Oct 31 16:25:03 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: that's not something any of us wants to see
Sat Oct 31 16:29:21 2009
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Sys@BlackHole: you should try to understand vernacular English, it may help your understanding
Sat Oct 31 16:50:01 2009
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Xyzzy@Dead Souls Dev: the judges would have also accepted "BIG MONey! BIG PRIzes!"
Sat Oct 31 20:54:46 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: getting my cable dvr replaced for the 2nd time in less than a week.
Sat Oct 31 20:56:03 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: I wonder if the cable company just takes away crappy boxes during one customer visit and installs them in the next house they visit.
Sat Oct 31 21:29:32 2009
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Xyzzy@Dead Souls Dev: bonus if they can do that in the same trip
Sat Oct 31 21:29:55 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: http://movies.msn.com/celebrities/celebrity/megan-fox/
Sat Oct 31 21:30:51 2009
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Xyzzy@Dead Souls Dev: so who is ths megann foxx person, and why do youse people keep talkin bout em
Sat Oct 31 21:31:14 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: sini... caption this for me: http://tinyurl.com/ykjcdcn
Sat Oct 31 21:31:27 2009
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Xyzzy@Dead Souls Dev: oh hey - theres a biography right on that link
Sat Oct 31 21:32:09 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: it's a fascist-run intermud, isn't it?
Sat Oct 31 21:32:46 2009
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Xyzzy@Dead Souls Dev: she looks like shes pickin some food outta her teeth with her tongue
Sat Oct 31 21:34:00 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: i was thinking more of something that involves my cock in her mouth
Sat Oct 31 21:40:29 2009
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Xyzzy@Dead Souls Dev: you were thinking of her picking yer cock outta her teeth with her tongue?
Sat Oct 31 21:49:34 2009
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Reflection@Trilogy . o O ( I'll see your megan fox site and raise you: http://www.janeanegarofalo.com/ )
Sat Oct 31 22:00:57 2009
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Reflection@Trilogy drops a mini-van on Ninja after pushing skittles into his eyes.
Sat Oct 31 22:13:20 2009
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Reflection@Trilogy . o O ( a thousand years ago, Halloween was a celebration of millions of mundane people on cellphones, in mini-vans dressing up as sexy pirates and vanilla ice, then driving headlong into active volcanos to appease the gods. Then the laws of natural selection were abandoned, and here we are today! )
Sat Oct 31 22:13:36 2009
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Reflection@Trilogy . o O ( there are many people who don't know the history so like, write it down and share it. )
Sat Oct 31 22:23:51 2009
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Reflection@Trilogy . o O ( i'm working on an implantable chip, and need testers. )
Sat Oct 31 22:24:13 2009
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Reflection@Trilogy . o O ( it's small ,and gets injected just under the skin in the hand, anyone interested? )
Sat Oct 31 22:25:38 2009
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Reflection@Trilogy . o O ( it's activated with 'light pressure' and basically just tells you 'wha... whats that bump in your hand? oh it's a chip. You're a cyborg now. WTF did you pay for a chip in your hand? )
Sat Oct 31 22:25:57 2009
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Reflection@Trilogy . o O ( ofcourse for testing purposes, it's free, so the last message need not apply, jusat ignore it. )
Sat Oct 31 22:33:42 2009
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Reflection@Trilogy: tell xyzzy@dead souls dev yes, it's a very clean technology and unobtrusive. I've invested a great deal of money and many man hours, mostly buying, and disassembling talking Hallmark cards, and I've gotten the size down pretty small. Thanks for your interest.
Sat Oct 31 22:36:58 2009
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Xyzzy@Dead Souls Dev: i am very interested in your whatever and would like to be sent a brochure or however that humorous phrase goes
Sat Oct 31 22:47:39 2009
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Duuk@Haven ponders adding Reflection onto my list of people to be ignored.
Sat Oct 31 23:11:35 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: Ceiling Cat sez 2 Moses n Aaron:2 nao is time u can nomz sheepz. (use kung fu to killz dem.)3 I haz a recipe. Eech fambly howze maik wun sheepz fore din-dins.4 If teh fambly iz littel, den shaer a sheepz wif anodder fambli. Doan forgit: Taik al U want, but eet wat U take. Save rest 4 latr in frij kthx ... o wait no sry frij no invented yet ... forget i sed that!5 Da sheepz U cuk muss B da best EVAR no bad sheepz k6 Off dem all on da saim dai, at de saim hour, on da 14th ov da munth.7 B4 U cook, put sheepz blood on ur door fraims. Dun ask wai, trust me k?8 Den follow recipe, an eet sheepz dat niet. It haz a flavur cookd wif vegtbls. Bred yes but da yeest DO NOT WANT!9 Cuk all sheepz in fryin panz lik h00mans, no yummy raw meet 2nite.10 Lik I sez: Taik al U want, but eet all U taik. No leff-overs! srsly11 Oh, an 1 moar thing. Eet faszt, werring all ur invisible cloze. Sounz weerd? Trst mee.
Sun Nov 1 03:09:20 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: man i forgot how painful it is to compile gcc 4 on a 400mhx box
Sun Nov 1 03:37:26 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: yeh i might be done tomorrow but more likely monday
Sun Nov 1 03:37:50 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: and you dont know if you have it right til an hour after
Sun Nov 1 03:40:59 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: never got around to getting used to them
Sun Nov 1 03:41:10 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: prolly take longer than manhandling gcc
Sun Nov 1 03:41:17 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: i'm sure there's a blasphemy in there somewhere
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