Sat Nov 21 00:32:34 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: as long as the LHC only engulfs europe in a black hole i'll be fine with it
Sat Nov 21 01:07:03 2009
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Squid@Desolation: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091120/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/lt_peru_murder_ring
Sat Nov 21 01:59:32 2009
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Xyzzy@Dead Souls Dev: intergalactic proton powered electrical tentacled advertising droids
Sat Nov 21 02:07:05 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: every hill and mountain shall be made low
Sat Nov 21 02:08:29 2009
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Tricky@Rock the Halo: The geeks shall inherit the properties and methods of object earth!
Sat Nov 21 02:09:51 2009
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Ninja@Dead Souls Dev: must be tough for one to be one's own evil twin.
Sat Nov 21 02:14:15 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_bzB3HJVcU
Sat Nov 21 02:49:30 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: how lucky we are to live in this time
Sat Nov 21 02:49:48 2009
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Duuk@Haven: It's not every generation that gets to see the collapse of a great empire.
Sat Nov 21 02:51:47 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: so brezhnev died and they got another old guy chernenko
Sat Nov 21 02:51:57 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: so chernenko died and they got another old guy, andropov
Sat Nov 21 02:52:13 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: so andropov died and theyre like yknow, maybe old guys are a problem
Sat Nov 21 02:53:02 2009
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Presto@Discworld: I think chernenko was dead to start with, they just didn't notice for a while
Sat Nov 21 02:53:21 2009
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Duuk@Haven: They were like "I think something is wrong with Comrade Chernenko?"
Sat Nov 21 02:53:33 2009
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Duuk@Haven: And the other guys were like "stfu you want him to hear you!!"
Sat Nov 21 02:54:14 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: i bet theyda picked a hundred more old guys if theyd known what gorby would do
Sat Nov 21 02:54:55 2009
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Tricky@Rock the Halo: So long as they followed the bald, hairy, bald, hairy rule.
Sat Nov 21 02:56:18 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: i'm picturing his titties jiggling as he swats at them
Sat Nov 21 02:58:16 2009
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Duuk@Haven: Ok. Something hit me while I was walking upstairs.
Sat Nov 21 02:58:30 2009
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Duuk@Haven: You spend your whole childhood learning how to walk quietly so you can be sneaky
Sat Nov 21 02:58:53 2009
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Duuk@Haven: But as The Dad, you learn to walk loud so they'll know your coming and immediately stop whatever nonsense they're doing.
Sat Nov 21 02:59:18 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: my favorite is to *run* up the stairs while stomping
Sat Nov 21 02:59:31 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: which usually cuases a horrified shiriek as a bonus
Sat Nov 21 03:00:46 2009
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Duuk@Haven: I like letting the kids feel like they're all cool and can stay up
Sat Nov 21 03:00:54 2009
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Duuk@Haven: but they were getting loud, which might wake up niece
Sat Nov 21 03:01:03 2009
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Duuk@Haven: and niece, like her mom, is a total bitch if she gets woke up
Sat Nov 21 03:01:15 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: guy's from germany, girl's from france
Sat Nov 21 03:01:26 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: they have this insane fucked up child rearing philosophy
Sat Nov 21 03:02:01 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: my s.o. doesnt tell me anything about their fucked up ways, they just come and i figure theyre normal
Sat Nov 21 03:02:31 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: the whole time i get this growing annoyance that they really need to control their little girl
Sat Nov 21 03:03:10 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: so finally im like fuck it, this is my house, im not having a crazy animal ruining it
Sat Nov 21 03:03:59 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: interestingly she took a real shine to me
Sat Nov 21 03:04:45 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: so anyway, i still dont know thir crazy philosophy til its time for them to leave
Sat Nov 21 03:05:18 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: and we're waving, "bye see ya tomorrow" (they were comin back the next day cuz they came down from canadia to see us)
Sat Nov 21 03:05:25 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: but somehow they're not fucking leaving
Sat Nov 21 03:06:01 2009
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Duuk@Haven: I think I speak for everywhen when I say this story better have an awesome punchline.
Sat Nov 21 03:06:23 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: i'm like "where's <girl> and <daughter>?"
Sat Nov 21 03:06:34 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: "they're in the neighbor's backyard"
Sat Nov 21 03:07:07 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: dude's like "it's ok, just go back inside we'll be gone in a bit"
Sat Nov 21 03:07:10 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: i'm like "??????????????????????????"
Sat Nov 21 03:07:42 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: so anyway im like "fuck it i cant take these people anymore"
Sat Nov 21 03:08:10 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: they have this crazy insane philosophy of never saying no to her
Sat Nov 21 03:08:26 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: like, on purpose they dont say no to her
Sat Nov 21 03:08:32 2009
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Duuk@Haven: This would be one of those rare times when I'm totally with you.
Sat Nov 21 03:08:39 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: and she wandered into the neighbors yard
Sat Nov 21 03:08:48 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: and insisted that she wanted their trampoline
Sat Nov 21 03:09:40 2009
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Duuk@Haven: They failed to buy the trampoline from the beighbor?
Sat Nov 21 03:10:05 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: i srsly dunno, i figured if i got into it, i'd have to explain to them how lame they are
Sat Nov 21 03:10:17 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: and really they're my s.o.'s firends and i dont need the thing
Sat Nov 21 03:10:46 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: so like last month the mother posts on faisbook
Sat Nov 21 03:11:15 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: little brat's going under general anesthesia because half her mouth is rotting out and she needs surgery
Sat Nov 21 03:12:35 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: on the other hand, i think it's possible to grow up to cure cancer but also have to brush your teeth
Sat Nov 21 03:13:07 2009
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Duuk@Haven: I don't know why, but that struck me as ridiculously funny.
Sat Nov 21 03:21:33 2009
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Tricky@Rock the Halo: I sleep about 4 hours, so I go to bed early in the morning.
Sat Nov 21 03:26:53 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: especially when everyone else at the range walks over to see what you're shooting :)
Sat Nov 21 03:28:06 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: nah, with a heavy enough gun the recoil isn't any worse than a .357 for the most part
Sat Nov 21 03:28:41 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: not that many small arms that even a weak fatty can't handle
Sat Nov 21 03:29:03 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: where you get into trouble maybe is with full auto
Sat Nov 21 03:29:06 2009
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Duuk@Haven: Speaking of which Tricky, they called me for more money tonight.
Sat Nov 21 03:29:21 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: if you're a vagina full auto can be startling and hard to control
Sat Nov 21 03:29:47 2009
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Tricky@Rock the Halo: Now we know that the liberals are gonna get a second term if the GOP have to tap Duuk for cash. :p
Sat Nov 21 03:29:54 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: hah, the bullet holes in the roof of the range are testament to how hard semi-auto can be to control for a newb
Sat Nov 21 03:30:08 2009
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Duuk@Haven: No way dude. I'm on the "Distinguished Republicans" list for southeast Michigan.
Sat Nov 21 03:30:17 2009
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Duuk@Haven: ie: "Anyone that is running for anything as a Republican, call Duuk."
Sat Nov 21 03:30:42 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: my guess? the list of republicans in michigan aint that long
Sat Nov 21 03:30:48 2009
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Duuk@Haven: Which is funny, since I mainly only donate to the party itself or to some presidential candidates.
Sat Nov 21 03:31:16 2009
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Duuk@Haven: Michigan outside of Detroit/Flint is heavily red.
Sat Nov 21 03:32:01 2009
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Duuk@Haven: The state is about 50/50, but the blue 50 is almost entirely detroit
Sat Nov 21 03:32:32 2009
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Duuk@Haven: unless we run a complete tool again (which we did last time) it should go red.
Sat Nov 21 03:32:55 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: obamao should giver her something nice as a goin away present
Sat Nov 21 03:33:11 2009
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Duuk@Haven: We tried to get him to give her something nice when he got elected.
Sat Nov 21 03:33:25 2009
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Duuk@Haven: god now I'm trying to remember if Blanchard is still the US Ambassador to Canadia.
Sat Nov 21 03:34:27 2009
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Duuk@Haven: Some nub is there, but the Obamunist only installed him October 2nd, so likely Jenny from the Block won't get that one.
Sat Nov 21 03:34:34 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: so anyway the great lakes look like a dragon to me
Sat Nov 21 03:34:40 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: obamao gave all the ambassadorships to his highst donating cronies
Sat Nov 21 03:35:28 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: as my friend would say... i would fuck obama with hillary clinton's dick
Sat Nov 21 03:36:10 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_lakes
Sat Nov 21 03:37:31 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: http://www.ruger.com/products/superRedhawkStandard/models.html
Sat Nov 21 03:37:47 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: that's what my buddy brought to the range today :)
Sat Nov 21 03:40:08 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: anyway, in this book he talks about these brave dudes what won medals
Sat Nov 21 03:40:40 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: and this one crazy fucker kept going back in the bush to get wounded guys onto choppers in the middle of an insane firefight
Sat Nov 21 03:40:43 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: a really good book is 'what's wrong with america?' by Denesh D'souza (something like that)
Sat Nov 21 03:40:51 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: and hed get hit again and again and again
Sat Nov 21 03:41:02 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: like a dozen rounds this fucker took
Sat Nov 21 03:41:22 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: and still he came back again and again to grab guys and throw em in the chopper
Sat Nov 21 03:41:27 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: you're always telling me not to get into .223 unless 'you have an attachment to it'
Sat Nov 21 03:42:14 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: there are people who "dont have time to be sick" so they kinda...don't ge tsick. and if they do, they bull their way through
Sat Nov 21 03:42:21 2009
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Duuk@Haven: I have a problem. The guy most likely to win the GOP nomination for governor to succeed the Canadian Woman looks like a douche.
Sat Nov 21 03:42:37 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: makes me wonder to what extent we're trained to fall over when shot
Sat Nov 21 03:42:56 2009
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Duuk@Haven: I mean, besides the fact that our governor would be Mike Cox.
Sat Nov 21 03:43:09 2009
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Duuk@Haven: I guess the state is ok with that running gag, since he's our AG right now
Sat Nov 21 03:43:16 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: it's the liberal inspired entitlement attitude
Sat Nov 21 03:45:19 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: http://www.kingcounty.gov/exec/charter/~/media/exec/CharterReview/images/commission/lowry.ashx
Sat Nov 21 03:46:06 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: that's good cuz i got one for ya right here
Sat Nov 21 03:46:14 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: tell me doesn't look like a child molester
Sat Nov 21 03:46:42 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: i know, i know, you're ambivalent about cox
Sat Nov 21 03:47:16 2009
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Duuk@Haven: Anyway. While you sit there and fap hoping to turn me to the Dark Side, I'mma go eat some dinnah and drug the kids to sleep.
Sat Nov 21 03:47:42 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: i'm sorry i guess it's my fault you want to support cox
Sat Nov 21 03:48:05 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: all's im saying is, cox love can flourish here too, yknow?
Sat Nov 21 03:55:06 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: "My vaccine for both tobacco addiction and alcoholism was marijuana. True story.
Sat Nov 21 04:03:13 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: "You have been paid a social visit by the Knights of the Klu Klux Klan. The next visit will not be social."
Sat Nov 21 04:05:04 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: is there a kkk in africa that's for the darkies?
Sat Nov 21 04:07:34 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: and yes, there have been violent groups out to avenge ethnic rivalries in africa for a long time
Sat Nov 21 04:08:12 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: and yes, the kkk is not much different from those dudes hacking tutsis apart with machetes
Sat Nov 21 04:08:32 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: Hrmph, I need another Windows Ultimate
Sat Nov 21 04:08:54 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: I thot Ultimate could be used on 3 machines?
Sat Nov 21 04:10:04 2009
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Tricky@Rock the Halo: Like the oil tankers anchored off the Dorset coast waiting for the price of oil to go up.
Sat Nov 21 04:12:24 2009
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Tricky@Rock the Halo: Supply and demand... you demand and we'll supply once millions of plebs have bought some more copies.
Sat Nov 21 04:14:39 2009
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Tricky@Rock the Halo: It's a bit like the Russian dictatorship leaders... Evil, better, evil, better... rinse and repeat.
Sat Nov 21 04:15:40 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: don't you remember how awesome Win95 was after years of Win3.1?
Sat Nov 21 04:15:57 2009
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Sinistrad@Dead Souls Dev: I'll wait until it's back in stock at the store if that's ok =)
Sat Nov 21 04:17:23 2009
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Kalinash@Fire and Ice: i remember getting stacks of 25 disks from my friend of the win95 betas
Sat Nov 21 04:50:35 2009
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Cratylus@Dead Souls Dev: "Man With 15 Lizards Strapped to Chest Arrested at
Sat Nov 21 14:48:49 2009
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Nafe@The Pussy Cat Forest: "There is coffee in that nebula!" - Catherine Janeway.
Sat Nov 21 14:49:25 2009
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Nafe@The Pussy Cat Forest: she looks like a fucking bull dog and has no femininity
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